[Jason Botmin gets into Matthew ‘s car. Matthew starts the car and pulls off.]
Jason: Hey, Matthew, how’s it going? Good day?
Matthew: Yeah, not bad. You?
[Jason stares at him. Matthew glances at him.]
Jason: What do you mean what?
Matthew: I mean what? Why are you looking like that?
Jason: So…are you studying for a role or something?
Matthew: What? [laughs] Not this again. Look, I’m not who you think I am.
Jason: You kidding? I mean, you look just like him. What are the odds a guy named Matthew Damensen happens to look like Matt Damon?
Matthew: Well, I’m not him. Sorry.
Jason: So how was Elysium, by the way? Did you ever make it up there?
Matthew: Don’t start.
Jason: Okay. You say you’re not Matt Damon, I guess I have to believe you.
[Car pulls up to traffic light. Two women look over at them.]
Women: OH MY GOD, IT’S MATT DAMON! [They pull out their cell phones to snap photos] We love your movies, Mr. Damon! Hi!
Matthew [smiles politely]: Sorry ladies, I’m not him! You got the wrong guy!
Woman 1: Are you sure? You look just like him!
Matthew: Yeah, I’m pretty sure who I am! I’m not Matt Damon! Trust me!
Women: Oookay! [They drive off laughing]
Jason: Wow, what a curse it must be to look like Matt Damon. Don’t tell me you’ve never been tempted to pretend—
Matthew: No. Absolutely not. [He grows solemn and quiet.] Absolutely not…