Poison (The Dark Knight Trilogy Remix) — Parody of Bell Biv Devoe (BBD)’s ‘Poison’

It’s the beginning of
Batman
He saw his parents killed and made a vow
He’s fighting villains and
Bad men
So Gotham City’s criminals go down
They fear his mask
And they go running
Until the Scarecrow
Sees him as he’s leaving
Hits him with gas
And he was screaming, screaming

Poison
Batman: “Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.”
Never trust a Ducard with a smile
Poison
Batman: “Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.”

Joker asks “Why so
Serious?”
And he can make a pencil disappear
And Harvey Dent is still
Delirious
He’s brought face to face with his worst fears
They killed his girl
Burned him half dead
He’s killing gangsters
‘Cause of dirty cops’ treason
And all because of his own demons, demons

Poison
Batman: “Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.”
Never trust a bad joke with a smile
Poison
Batman: “Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.”

There’s a resurgent League of
Shadows
It really doesn’t matter who they are
Your spirit’s broken, so’s your
Cashflow
Selina Kyle knocks you down really hard
Steals your car
Bane takes your money
Says she’s Miranda and you still believe it
But she’s in league with
The scheming team and
Punch to the back
Heals my spine
Pushups, stories from
A doc who’s blind
Can’t get Rachel
Out of my mind
Missed her, kissed her, lost her
(And Alfred’s gone)
Gotham City is

Poison
Batman: “Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.”
Never trust a fake name and a smile
Poison
Batman: “Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.”

[Rap:]
He’s the Batman
It’s a three movie process
From fusion reactors
To rescuing hostages
He’s got more cash
Than pigs got sausages
He is the symbol
That inspires confidence
In Gotham City
And in every continent
He can succeed
Where police are incompetent
Detective
And he’s the world’s best
He’s not wearing hockey pads
Like all the rest

To criminals he’s
Poison
Batman: “Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.
Poison, poison, p-p-p-
Poison, poison, check blood.”
Poison
Joker: “Ha ha ha ha ha!”

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