Shortfall (A Parody of Adele’s ‘Skyfall’)

We overspent
Bought it but can’t afford it
Now we’re stuck here with the bag
And no one wants to open it
‘Cause we overspent
No refunds if we opened it
No loan we have can cover it
Our assets flapping in the wind

It’s a shortfall
We’ve got no more
And we are so broke
That we need bandages
It’s a shortfall
We’ve got no more
Expenses blew holes
Into our whole budget
Shortfall
Big shortfall

Shortfall from rent and car
Insurance, keeping power on
I’m eating PBJ for lunch
I may have some hunger
Right after I get paid
That tends to happen quite a lot

It’s a shortfall
We’ve got no more
And we are so broke
That we need bandages
It’s a shortfall
We’ve got no more
Expenses blew holes
Into our whole budget
Shortfall
(It’s a shortfall
We overspent, y’all)
Big shortfall
(It’s a shortfall
We’ll report loss)

From thrift stores buy clothes
If I want groceries
I’ll go to Dollar Tree, please
And barely get cookies
‘Cause my wallet’s got
Some cobwebs off and on
It’s so bad that web-head
Even starves

It’s a shortfall
We’ve got no more
And we are so broke
That we need bandages
It’s a shortfall
We’ve got no more
Expenses blew holes
Into our whole budget
Shortfall
It’s a shortfall
We need a second job, ooooh
Big shortfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall
Ooooooooooooh

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